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Hard Reboot

Being as secretive and subtle as a town crier mounted atop a fuchsia rhino while playing the trumpet,

when this asshole customer told me that labor unions were ruining this country I told him that clearly his central processing unit was suffering from an ID-10-T error and I

would be happy to assist him with a hard reboot.

And should that fail to work, I would be glad to

RMA him to his manufacturer, who could likely reuse his core components for something more useful,

a mosquito, for example.

Categories: Poetry
  1. July 18, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    This is awesome! I love it! Great job and the prompt. And clever poem. Way to go!

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